I’m not even kidding, I ran into this today. The rogue I met back in Crossroads named Styxz was online and we started talking. He invited me to come out to Crossroads and fight him. I killed him repeatedly on my hunter, then Barn also killed him a bunch. We noticed he was back pedaling and gave friendly advice on gear, gems, talents, and keybinding. I’m totally going to sketch and or screenie this though.
Step 1: Disbelief
Wow, can’t believe I just died to you.
Step 2: Denial
I was lagging, I keep lagging.
Step 3: Anger
You’re enjoying this, aren’t you? This is probably the only time you can 1v1 anyone, isn’t it?
Step 4: Bargaining
Hang on I’m going to change specs, then I’ll kill you just wait.
Step 5: Guilt
I’m a clicker
Step 6: Depression
Ahh I can’t do this! I set up a keybind but I keep hitting the wrong skills!
Step 7: Acceptance and Hope
I’m going to practice this, and when I get better you’ll be dead faster than a raccoon on a highway at rush hour.
(No, I am not making this up)
Speaking of, prior to that I killed a druid who was stealthed in Halaa (yes 90), then killed a 90 DK, then killed a 90 hunter. The other day I also killed a 90 warlock with a 90 holy paladin, some 6-7 times until they logged. No lie. They wouldn’t stop attacking Eastpoint Tower low level npcs!
I also killed a 90 hunter, and druid at a the Hellfire stadium tower prior to that. Being rude to someone trying to help you out, isn’t very cool.